Aug 12 2019 explore hopkins carpet one s board flooring humor on pinterest.
Carpet licker jokes.
72 of them in fact.
This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter.
Oh i d heard a few carpet jokes myself over the years.
In the middle of the room under the carpet was a bump.
I knock myself out.
What is the leading cause of death for lesbians.
Why can t lesbians go on a diet and wear lipstick at the same time.
A brand new carpet to munch on q.
The next day again.
Even came up with one after watching the guys in a oil change outfit working in a pit under my car.
A woman got lost in the desert.
Just got fired from da carpet factory.
Why did the lesbian build a shelf.
He stepped out for a smoke only to realize he d lost his cigarettes.
A big list of carpet jokes.
You can tell by the way she walks she got that wap.
General term for lesbian.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
Toys for twats q.
What do you call a truck load of vibrators.
Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond.
Police think it was the work of rug addicts.
He laughed struggling to finish the joke which ended up being about the dame s apparent penchant for plonking herself down on the carpet lifting her leg and licking something.
South park cartman trying to become a lesbian.
A new carpet to munch on.
What does a lesbian want for christmas more than anything else.
The other day a feminist asked me how i view lesbian relationships.
What do you call lesbian twins.
Yup they were working in a carpit.
The next day the guy comes into the bar asks for a beer throws 20 quarters onto the floor etc.
On the fourth day he asks for a beer and hands the bartender a 10 bill.
You can look at her face and tell she ain t got that wap.
What do you call a lesbian s closet.
There is a lot more carpet jokes and rug humor out there on the internet than i would ever have imagined.
Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats.
