Roll up roll up.
Carpet salesman jokes.
Before the lady said anything the salesman said mam the vacuum i have is the best in business.
Here are 24 sales jokes some oldies some goodies and some you may wish you d never heard.
A few seconds later the door opens.
The salesman rushed into the home and threw rotten scrambled eggs fries and hot dogs on the carpet floor.
Come to our mammoth sale.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
Madam if i could not clean this up within 5 minutes with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner i will eat all this dung.
And he asks the salesman about car customization.
The salesman asks him what it is and the snail tells him he wants the letter s painted on the doors roof and windows as large as possible.
The first one said last month when one of my insured died suddenly i got the news within six hours.
He stepped out for a smoke only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes.
2 a salesman walking along the beach found a bottle.
He shows the salesman a car that he s thinking about buying but there s something he wants to change about it.
A big list of salesmen jokes.
39 of them in fact.
A check was mailed to his wife the.
24 great sales jokes it s time for a humor break.
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No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack smokes he said to himself.
The carpet er wants the carpet to match the drapes but a carpenter will put his wood anywhere if the money s right little johnny and the salesman a salesman knocks on a door.
Carpet jokes randomness carpet jokes by admin may 4 2018 january 12 2019 this week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of.
Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale.
In the middle the room under the carpet was a bump.
When he rubbed it lo and behold a genie app.
A snail walks into a car dealership.
