We cut firewood all day yesterday.
Cartman ive been eating carpet all day.
You ve gotta help me.
Spartangirl march 12 2013 at 7 50 pm.
Well what a day this has been.
But i tell myself i m not ready to stand around and eat grass all day.
I had an itch.
Cartman s mother appears after he picks his nose liane.
Cartman stan and kyle are on the sofa laughing as cartman does some prank calls.
I ve been working on my.
I just have to find my funny bone again.
Jimmy you ve always been my favorite standup comic.
Jared has aides cartman s house living room day.
We ve got enough to.
Fair warning they could contain pretty much anything published november 19 2014 updated november 19 2014.
Cartman dialing shu shut up you guys shut up you guys the boys quiet down and cover their mouths as the call goes through to city wok a chinese restaurant.
Career criminal christy cartman 36 was targeted by officers from norfolk constabulary in a raid filmed for tonight s episode of channel 5 documentary police.
As parker said there was a jared commercial on all the damn time and it was getting pretty out of hand.
All without a government grant i ve come up with two competing narratives suitable for team red and team blue to take sides over.
The most direct is to say something to your boss like would you be willing to reconsider the requirement for us to stay on video all day long.
Windex diatamacious earth lavender oil baking soda cedar oil natural genesis and nothing has been effective.
All the short cartman tweek stories i ve written and deemed fit to see the light of day.
Just try and make me laugh.
I hope you ll agree that i ve always been conscientious and productive.
I was on tv and i m a hero.
Don t pick your nose hon.
Gee that s a terrible thing eric.
I ve been dealing with biting mites since 2014 going on 6 years.
Stan you want to help me cut some firewood.
Jared has aides was written and directed by series co creator trey parker the episode which heavily satirizes former subway spokesman and weight loss advocate jared fogle was inspired by the fact that parker and stone had seen several subway commercials featuring fogle.
I ve lost my sense of humor.
Um comedy can be the best therapy very much.
I m finding it distracting and it s making me feel like you don t trust me to get my work done otherwise.
God damn it mom i wasn t picking it.
I ve tried just about every solution offered.
